Me: WHAT MOVIE ARE YOU GOING TO WATCH
Batman: the katy perry movie.
Another plot twist
Shizuo doesn’t fuck like a beast or an animal
he’s actually very gentle and tries his best to control himself because his partner deserves only his best because he doesn’t just fuck around if he has sex with you its cause he really really likes you.
Or youre izaya and you pissed him off and for some reason a cock in the ass is the only way to shut you up
Izaya resents that last statement
Then clearly Shizuo needs to shut you up before you can start complaining Izaya
Shizu-chaaan~ it’s passed bed time for little boys like you~~~ ♥
No time for sleep when there’s work to finish, louse.
Shizu-chan’s so not honest when he comes to visit me~~♥
Izaya is forgetting something again
I beg to differ.